Ok, So after actually giving it some honest thought... I really think i might could have a chance if there was a zombie holocaust. I mena think about it, their slow, im fast. I do have god aim with guns and such. I'm pretty smart (i dont care if you agree stfu) Theres nothing really to it.
But what if the whole world was like infected and there was only around 100,000 survivers, that would be insane. I have no idea how we would handle the situation honestly. Thats a lot of motherfucking zombies. I think i'd take skellytons' advie and go find someone comic book nerds that would know all of the stuff like how to kill them, exactly, how fast are they, how long they can survive, you know all that good stuff. I would trust them, unless they had this freakish obsession of becoming a motherfucking zombie, and led me and all of my other motherfucking zombie fighting possey out into a huge ring of motherfucking zombies just so he could fulfill his dream of becoming a motherfucking zombie. If someone ever tried to do that i'd like lock them up in an abandoned jail or something and leave them there. I have no idea how i would get a hold of all of the other survivers either since they'd be around the world. Except for Japan because you saw how they rezcted to godzilla, they just ran around and finally they ran out of places to run and just got crushed or eaten. So everywhere in the world except Japan. I would probably ask one of the comic book nerds about anti-motherfucking zombie bite stuff incase someone in my motherfucking zombie fighting possey got bit or infected. And if you've ever say Dawn Of The Dead, jsut like Skellyton said, you'd have to have armor on the bus/vehicle. Ofcourse, i mean you want a motherfucking zombie creeping through the back door and biting your ankles. I think it would be funny to see a motherfucking zombie baby... It'd be like growling and shit and yeah, it'd look wierd, but at the same time it would be really sad =( so i guess i really wouldnt like to see a motherfucking zombie baby... So yeah, lets say we, meaning my motherfucking zombie fighting possey, have contaced all of the other survivors... We'd probably tell them to meet us somewhere in the United Staes first, to help take care of our motherfucking zombie problem. i'd probaly just look around a huge area and like if there was nothing around, i'd bomb the living shit out of those motherfucking zombies. That'd be insane, also REALLY gross. But, you gotta do what you gotta do. I'd probably be really scared of the motherfucking zombies, i'd want allie there =/ assuming she wouldnt be a motherfucking zombie. And i'd probably want all my Maryland friends there with me. And all my friends here=] Then we could make one giant motherfucking zombie fighting possey!!! So yeah, i'd probably make sure me and my motherfucking zombie fighting possey had plenty of stuff to keep us occupied. Like food and games and everything else we wanted. That'd probably be the coolest thing about a zombie holocaust... All the free stuff you could have. I'd live in the white house and do whatever i wanted to, id paint the white house zebra stripped and put graffiti all over it. And there'd be like 5 game rooms with HUGEEE tv's and surround sound for an amazing gaming experience. And there'd be like a big speaker system to play all my music so i could hear it everywhere i went. And omg, i'd like tag all over the monumentes there and do shit that i could never ever do in a life time. But i'd build a bigg strong fence too keep all the motherfucking zombies out. I guess it'd be kind of lonley if all this ever happened, too bad me and allie couldnt try to create the human population ;) haha wow. But yeah, if there's ever a Zombie Holocaust.. call me... Oh and btw, i got this whold idea from this really rad chick on here named Skellyton, i'd be more than happy to give you her URL =]
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No no! They arent slow! Thats the big problem! The hollywood zombies sometimes are, but really zombies would be as fast as they were when they were people, if not faster! Oh no!
Kill em with a shot to the head. Anything that'll take their head off (crowbar, shotgun, chainsaw) will do it. They can run really fast and are pretty strong because they cant feel pain.
And also, theres no anti zombie bite. Once you get bit, youre bit. Theres no turning back. Its best to just blow the infected persons head off before they just end up turning into a zombie. because that would suck.
There is a zombie baby in dawn of the dead. its pretttyyyyyy nasty. because the mom got bit before giving birth. EW!
Hahaha. thankyou for mentioning me a bit in here.
If you would like, I may right out a blog about how to survive a zombie attack.
And when we do finally reach Z-Day, I will gladly let you join my antizombie posse. and We'll all hide out from them in a Walmart, because that is the safest place to go! I do know one zombie now. But he is safe and friendly. So its okay. :)
x skellyton
Ah, yes. Any time.
If you want to see a good zombie flick, check out 28 Weeks Later. (I personally think it's better than 28 Days Later.) They arent REALLY zombies, because they never died, but its close enough.
Whether the power went out or not on ZDay really depends on where we are. I think most things would be fairly normal. Its not like that zombies are going to go around pulling out circuits and what not.So I think we would still have power. If not, there are always generators.
Other than ZDay, I have heard of other outbreaks. The most common so far are-
Aliens (If thats the case, we're fucked.)
Raptors (I..dont even know about that one)
and thats about it. Im sure there are others, I just havent heard of them yet.
x skellyton
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